In short advertisement of gram.pl guy says something like “I wanted to be a soldier, but mom sent me to the university”.
Wow, I mean, that’s the story of my life.
So lets use this opportunity and move to the battlefield again…
Imagine soldiers running out of the trenches in their next try to keep the deadline take over enemy positions. Rain of bullets falling from the sky, thunder of heavy weapons and sound of explosion all around them.
Wounded people bleeding on the ground, chaos, pain, death and memory leaks…
Now everything stops for a moment. Elegant, new, shiny hummer comes on this battlefield that is covered by the dust, blood and compiler warnings.
Window on the backseat opens and someone from the inside is taking a look on the battlefield and on the soldiers.
Few moments for taking notes.
- Ekhem… – said interior of the hummer – You should use your M16 more effective, throw more nades and don’t bleed so much, ‘cuz you gonna die… Yep, that’ll be all.
Hummer is leaving the battlefield. People bleed the same way, heavy machine guns start their deadly song again.
- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!! – yell sergeant – You’ve all heard what our highly paid consultant said. Now get back to work, fix the bugs, deliver features or you’ll stay here for next weekend!